| SIZE | CHEST (IN) | LENGTH (IN) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 27-28 |
| M | 38-41 | 28-29 |
| L | 42-45 | 29-30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 30-31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 31-32 |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 32-33 |
GUARD PULLERS ANONYMOUS
Hi, my name is _____, and I pulled guard again.
Look. The takedown is right there. You know it's there. Your coach knows it's there. Everyone watching knows it's there. And yet — somehow, inevitably, beautifully — you're already on your back working your open guard before anyone could say a word about it. No regrets. Never any regrets.
This is the shirt for those people. The committed ones. The ones who have heard every comment from every wrestling-background training partner and simply do not care, because the guard game is working just fine, thank you very much.
Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton that feels like a second skin from the very first wear — broken-in, breathable, and easy in all the right ways. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit keep things effortless whether you're drilling, grabbing food with your gym crew, or horizontal on the couch recovering from a hard week of pulling guard on people who really wish you'd just shoot a double leg. Tubular knit construction means no side seams, just a clean drape and a shape that holds wash after wash, because good things don't tap out early.
Wear it proudly. Wear it without apology. Wear it the same way you play your game — on your terms, from the bottom, and somehow always in control.
Comfortable enough for the couch. Presentable enough for everywhere else. Controversial enough to start a conversation at the gym.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, and breathable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape — no matter how many rounds you go
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified — free from harmful substances
Care
Machine wash cold · Tumble dry low · Iron on low · No bleach · No dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
