CHOKE DEALER.
Rear Naked. Guillotine. Triangle.
The choke dealer doesn't specialize in one — that's amateur hour. The choke dealer has options. Rear naked for when the back is taken and there's nowhere left to go. Guillotine for the sprawl that got a little too loose. Triangle for the person who forgot to keep their elbow in, just for a second, just long enough. Three tools. One outcome. Lights out, every time.
This tee wears that reputation like a badge. The vintage-style CHOKE DEALER graphic sits front and center above a skull and crossed hands motif — underground, gritty, and exactly the kind of shirt that gets a knowing smirk from your training partners and a slightly concerned look from everyone else. The distressed print feels lived-in from day one, like it already has mat time logged and stories it's not going to tell.
Lightweight and soft, it layers easily under a hoodie on cold morning commutes to the gym or stands alone as the go-to shirt for training days, post-roll hangouts, and tournament warmups where you want the other team to read your chest and feel something. Built to move with you and age the way good gear does — gradually, honestly, and better with every wash.
For the submission hunters. The neck specialists. The ones whose training partners have learned to keep their chin tucked.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Durable ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape to resist stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; tear-away pearlized label
- Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 and meets EU safety/compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings / Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh.